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Eppur si muove | And yet it moves

Happy Tuesday 🎉🎉



it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

(Source: warmbloodedkiller, via daenerysknope)

"You are so brave and quiet I forget you are suffering."

Ernest Hemingway (via biospecialists)

(Source: wordsnquotes, via kalingmindys)


steps to getting a german footballer boyfriend
1 learn german
2 move to germany
3 run around until you find one

sounds easy enough

(via andreschrrle)