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Eppur si muove | And yet it moves

Happy Tuesday 🎉🎉

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

(Source: warmbloodedkiller, via daenerysknope)

"You are so brave and quiet I forget you are suffering."


Ernest Hemingway (via biospecialists)

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thomasmullersabae:

steps to getting a german footballer boyfriend
1 learn german
2 move to germany
3 run around until you find one

sounds easy enough

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